This picture, most definitely, would be a disappointment if you were looking for porn.

Okay, so you really need to be careful how you go about googling.

Someone in China, who can’t quite spell English but does know what s/he likes when it comes to porn, just hit my site with the search string: fuk + me + fatherinlaw (sic)

I came up second right behind Milkmaid For My Father-In-Law – Incest/Taboo.

I guess when it comes to search strings, I’m doing okay even if I’m not quite delivering what that poor fool in China wanted.

What a great way to start my Sunday:

By laughing…